Found this little guy in the dishwasher
*ronaldo and his newborn son*
cristiano jr. : another one to share my father’s inheritance fml
he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained
fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work
HE’S STEALING THE BROWN
gordon ramsey: is the food good here?
underpaid server:
My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.
Okay, I’m sorry but I just feel so restless about the bushfires, I made a mini-comic. Maybe it will get a few more people to donate. I wish I could do more. Please see http://wires.org.au if you want to help.
:(
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time
girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.
guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis
9. When you enter a room, take a second to observe where all the exits are. This work for everyone, not just women, in the case of a fire or other catastrophe.
10. Sit in a corner near the exit where you can see who is approaching you and who exits/enters the room.
11. don’t corner yourself on public transport
12. memorise faces to see if you see people multiple times
That’s a face of a defeated man.
Half defeated, half “this sort of ridiculousness is what made me fall in love with her and I wouldn’t have it any other way”
There is explicit nonbinary representation on my math homework
rb if you support them
Bin’s identity is valid BUT👏THEIR👏ANSWER👏IS👏NOT👏
Looks like millennials kill an industry before it even got off the ground😂